Figured I'd mention one, declaring it a joke since it's so late to post for April Fools, but anyways:
(there's a photo to finish the whole thing at the end of the post, please look at it last)
star wars modders -might- like this one, (might) want to lynch me too, here goes,
DEVICETYPE -40.666
Name "weap_MaxiBigBoomMekinBombadBomb"
Mesh "NabooWMD 1"
Category (it's own)
Civilization (Banished)
Sets (it's own, completely disinherited) ;
Purpose (Mayhem) ;
HitChanceCat NA
DeviceHitChance NA
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Info_Category "info_weap_atrocity"
Info_Damage (infinite, see: domino theory)
Info_RateOfFire (varies, but you only need one)
Info_Precision (see text)
DEVICETYPE
Text: During the Clone wars, certain clones assigned to VIP escort noticed one certain VIP who really didn't need escort - sane opponents simply ran for cover, so did INsane opponents. first jokingly, they recommended cloning said VIP. A particularly brainless bureaucrat actually sent the recommendation through, at first the Kaminoan scientists thought the idea ludicrous, such danger couldn't be cloned, but they cloned nonetheless (they WERE being paid handsomely after all). To the horror of the Fett clones, Tipoca City nearly sank soon after the first units were hatched.
Salvaging the situation in an act of inspiration, the VIP clones were transferred to the ordinance department as payload. Neural disrupted, and stuffed into armor/shield piercing missiles. These missile were programed to open up and release their payload after lodging into a targeted ship, setting the (no longer neural disrupted) clones loose onto enemy ships, with impressive results.
Warning to captains: NEVER board a ship with one of these guys on-board, you DON'T want them loose on your ship. Make sure the entire storage rack can be ejected in a moment's notice in the event the missile containment systems fail, you have been warned...
//End April Fools Joke, anyone else have one?
